The following is reposted here from a post I made on Facebook on Jan. 5, 2022…ENJOY!!
The “they” has made it known that the next BIG COVID BOOGEYMAN is coming!!!!! OHHHHH and its going to be scarier than EVERRRRRR!!! Run and hide people. Mask up and HUNKER DOWN. Wait, don’t just mask up, make sure its an N-95, maybe even a 96 or 7…oh hell, and wear 3 of them, and make sure you get the next “booster” and a couple more to boot…just in case…you understand…right? After all “they” studied the “science” and researched it for TEN FRIGGIN YEARS so of course it is perfectly good for you! The more the merrier, is what I always say. If one is good take 2 or 4 or 10 for that matter! (slip the jabber a crispy 50 and maybe they’ll give you two at once! Thank goodness “they” didn’t only study it for 9 years before experimen,,,er, ah, jabbing the population. Actually, that Dr. Malone guy studied it too but don’t listen to him, even if he is a pioneer of mNRA researcher and has been cited in a few academic papers. I almost forgot about the HUNKERING DOWN. When I say that, I mean you need to hunker ALL THE WAY DOWN. That’s what the “they” are recommending now isn’t it. Its all the rage in Europe. In case you haven’t seen them doing the “all the way down” hunker, here are my “how to” instructions. Imagine being severely constipated; you shut yourself into the lavatory and take the only seat in the house and just sit there as long as you can until its over…and this too shall pass (LOL get it? …shall pass ha ha ha! Covid will pass like a turd McNugget after a long hunkering down!!!..then come out and life will be better!)
If you are still not confident I have a secret weapon to help you win this war. It was invented in 1947 and they called it the propeller beanie cap. People back then didn’t realize its potential; yes, I have done some research that proves that the little propeller could move virus particles in the air away from the person wearing it! Zippadee Do Dah! Contact me if you’d like to buy one from me…or I may host a workshop online so you can make your own Covid Mover Propeller Beanie. I’m calling it the “Covid Mover” and I’m pretending that it is pending the patent pending process. Big pharma will likely beat me to the patent office on this…but this is your opportunity to buy a pre-big pharma, original, collectors edition. Like the words of Big Media, it is probable that it has the potential to possibly increase in value to the point where it could be worth considerably more at some time in the near future (listen for this ambiguous wording in covid forecasts, etc, LOL! Not kidding; I hear this all the time when health “experts” in the media or in political press releases talk about what “could happen”) Also listen to the “war” terminology used by politicians and their health experts when talking about covid. “War” is used as a universal metaphor to instill fear. Why instill fear? Well, it sells propeller beanies!!
PS: depending on what happens when you hunker down it will also move that air and let’s not talk about particles here. Oh!! Sorry!! Its dinner time.
Works best when in hunker position. Talk to your doctor about it.
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