Do The “COVID HUNKER”!! C’mon people get DOWN (as in hunker) and boogie or is it doody or duty?

Gettin into the Covid Hunker Position…think of the possibilities (works best when wearing the new Covid Mover Hat…see bottom of post!)

The following is reposted here from a post I made on Facebook on Jan. 5, 2022…ENJOY!!

The “they” has made it known that the next BIG COVID BOOGEYMAN is coming!!!!! OHHHHH and its going to be scarier than EVERRRRRR!!! Run and hide people. Mask up and HUNKER DOWN. Wait, don’t just mask up, make sure its an N-95, maybe even a 96 or 7…oh hell, and wear 3 of them, and make sure you get the next “booster” and a couple more to boot…just in case…you understand…right? After all “they” studied the “science” and researched it for TEN FRIGGIN YEARS so of course it is perfectly good for you! The more the merrier, is what I always say. If one is good take 2 or 4 or 10 for that matter! (slip the jabber a crispy 50 and maybe they’ll give you two at once! Thank goodness “they” didn’t only study it for 9 years before experimen,,,er, ah, jabbing the population. Actually, that Dr. Malone guy studied it too but don’t listen to him, even if he is a pioneer of mNRA researcher and has been cited in a few academic papers. I almost forgot about the HUNKERING DOWN. When I say that, I mean you need to hunker ALL THE WAY DOWN. That’s what the “they” are recommending now isn’t it. Its all the rage in Europe. In case you haven’t seen them doing the “all the way down” hunker, here are my “how to” instructions. Imagine being severely constipated; you shut yourself into the lavatory and take the only seat in the house and just sit there as long as you can until its over…and this too shall pass (LOL get it? …shall pass ha ha ha! Covid will pass like a turd McNugget after a long hunkering down!!!..then come out and life will be better!)
If you are still not confident I have a secret weapon to help you win this war. It was invented in 1947 and they called it the propeller beanie cap. People back then didn’t realize its potential; yes, I have done some research that proves that the little propeller could move virus particles in the air away from the person wearing it! Zippadee Do Dah! Contact me if you’d like to buy one from me…or I may host a workshop online so you can make your own Covid Mover Propeller Beanie. I’m calling it the “Covid Mover” and I’m pretending that it is pending the patent pending process. Big pharma will likely beat me to the patent office on this…but this is your opportunity to buy a pre-big pharma, original, collectors edition. Like the words of Big Media, it is probable that it has the potential to possibly increase in value to the point where it could be worth considerably more at some time in the near future (listen for this ambiguous wording in covid forecasts, etc, LOL! Not kidding; I hear this all the time when health “experts” in the media or in political press releases talk about what “could happen”) Also listen to the “war” terminology used by politicians and their health experts when talking about covid. “War” is used as a universal metaphor to instill fear. Why instill fear? Well, it sells propeller beanies!!

PS: depending on what happens when you hunker down it will also move that air and let’s not talk about particles here. Oh!! Sorry!! Its dinner time.

Scientific All Purpose Safety Hat…Rebranded as “Covid Mover” !! STAY SAFE.
Works best when in hunker position. Talk to your doctor about it.

Corona Vacation, Morphing into Easter Festivities! (update to earlier Corona Vacay post)

Well, what day is it now? This is the new feeling everyday. Well, actually its not the feeling anymore because I have stopped wondering and don’t feel like I need to know what day it is. Its more important to know what the weather will do and how much food or toilet paper is still in the house. Anyway below are some of my recent highlights during my Justin Trudeau financed Corona Stay-cation (I’m not talking about a stationary molecule which has lost an electron for the science nerds out there…that would be a cation which was chilled to Absolute 0, which arguably could also be called a Stay-cation, but I’m referring to a vacation while staying at home). I’m losin it. Where was I? Oh yea the highlights below:

1. Photographing ice. I became interested in ice and the way it reflects and bends light, in its morphology and its changes over time. The featured image for this article is the feathery looking ice I photographed on the wood siding of my house a few weeks ago. Feathery looking ice is called “Rime Ice” and if you click here you can learn and see more about it..

2. Finished the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. What a great read! If you haven’t done it; do it. Especially if you have a youngster to read it with; Age 8 and up I would recommend. There is an opportunity to talk about, racism, slavery, history, empathy and taking a stand for what is right. The adventure and friendships in this book beautifully frame these important themes in an earthy and enchanting way that touches the soul. Thanks Mark Twain! Next, my daughter and I will watch the movie at some point.

3. Grieving the loss of John Prine. I am a singer/songwriter and I’m proud to share that affliction with John Prine. When I started almost 40 years ago I would perform in public occasionally and people would say to me, “you must like John Prine!” Sadly, I only knew his name and although I had undoubtedly heard a song of his, I would not have known it was him. This continued until 4 years ago when I bought a 1998 Toyota Camry that had only a cassette deck in it. Reluctant to pull out my old cassettes from the 1980’s and to cheap to install a CD player, I embarked on a music gathering adventure to see what good old tapes I could pick up. The result: music became new to me again! I got some gems that I had never owned in any format like The Boss’s Born in the USA, Joni Mitchel’s Ladies of the Canyon and then there was John Prine’s, Lost Dogs and Mixed Blessings. Suddenly I knew what everyone was trying to tell me. What a master! His words and music are just so beautiful and real. I played that tape for 2 months straight and thought that maybe someday I would go see this guy! Well not in this life unfortunately, he died April 7, 2020, just days ago from complications of Caronavirus. RIP Brother.

4. Being inspired and true to myself; Playing guitar and singing, writing, photography, spending time in nature and with my family.

5. Planning the veggie garden and getting the yard cleaned up. Also just removed the last big pile of ice and snow from the front deck! Check this out click here! for some good ideas on raised boxes.

Memeep! Time to go! But I’ll write soon. Stay safe, stay sane…be creative and do cheap stuff for kicks! Listen to music and channel love.